Dopamine

REWARD YOURSELF!
YOU DESERVE IT, DON’T YOU?

  1. Toodle on down to your local Humane Society or animal shelter.
  2. Become “besties” with any of the experienced “Love Doctors” who are confined there.
  3. Embrace the warm, fulfilling mystical spell cast upon you by the “Love Doctors”.
  4. Liberate your new life partner from the desperation of a solitary, agonizing wait, on a hard, cold, loveless floor, for the final inevitability that we all must face.

DO IT NOW!